Now this will make the perfect gift for the single guy … the perfect wife.

Admittedly she won’t cook, clean or do the ironing, but hey, she is low maintenance, apart from the odd puncture repair. She will never moan when you leave the toilet seat up, she will sit quietly on a Saturday afternoon while the big game is on. She will wait up for you to return from the pub late on Saturday night and say nothing when you stumble through the front door. And the best bit; if you should ever find yourself falling of a cross channel ferry … she floats and therefore makes a great buoyancy aid.

Includes: -

• 1 Inflatable Wife 100 cm Tall
• 1 User Manual (A hilarious Read)
• Gift Wrap and Personalised Greeting Card